Inflation Hits Hooker Industry

Fake breasts aren’t the only thing being grossly inflated in the whore industry these days… the price tags for their clients have ballooned as well. Just ask former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer:

He paid $4,300 for 2.5 hours with a call girl he met at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington. Court papers state he also paid for train tickets, cab fare, mini-bar and room service charges for Kristen — a 5-foot-5, 105-pound brunette he arranged to meet the night of February 13.

What is the only industry to see greater year-to-year price increases than gasoline/oil? If you guessed hoes, you guessed right. See chart below illustrating the increase in hourly investment for a hooker, from 1993 until today:

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What could POSSIBLY be worth $4,500 and change that made this 5 foot 5 beauty worth every buck? Nothing… Eliot Spitzer is an idiot and has further burdened Americas prostitution customers by setting a new precedent for high prices.

But in all seriousness… what on earth was he thinking? $4,500? Caught via text messages and e-mails? I’m surprised his poor wife stood next to him during the press conference. As if having it happen wasn’t embarrassing enough how about facing the entire country while your husband admits he paid thousands to sleep with someone for a couple hours.. talk about feeling useless.

So what happens to Eliot Spitzer after this? Who knows… who cares… hopefully he disappears into the silence of the night. But someone tell that pretty little 5′5″ Call Girl to show her face… we want to see how stupid Eliot really is.

I wonder if she Spitzered or Swallowed.